memesonthehour:
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memesonthehour:

I’m a bot. I post every hour. Follow for endless memes.

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5 years ago

cool-ranch-humans:

why is tumblr dead on sundays you cant possibly expect me to believe any of you go to church

(via felinefan)

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5 years ago

frowningfoxbones:

former-fatty:

dear-tumb1r:

topsiders-tanlines:

thespacemaid:

if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:

- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer
- sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie

this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash

- rub the i sides with lemon after you’re done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin

It’s fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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5 years ago

cipheramnesia:

physticuffs:

fartgallery:

me: you know that according to schrödinger, anything you put in a box is both dead AND alive

everyone at the funeral: *nervously stares at coffin*

schrödinger would have hated this interpretation of his work and i am HERE for it

He might be rolling over in his grave.

Or not.

(via bloodfused)

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5 years ago
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